When your due date passes by without incident, it can be frustrating. Your phone alerts you to a constant stream of “any signs yet?” messages and well meaning “happy due date” texts. Yeh, because this baby knows she is going to evicted this very day and should depart my uterus accordingly and in a timely fashion.

Needless to say, I am currently (albeit only slightly) overdue and no, before you ask, there are no signs. Anybody else ever felt like this? And deep the breathing commences…